iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via jalexaremyhomeboys)

simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

(Source: gonorrheafeatdrake, via singitlikeyourescreamingatme)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

(Source: rustlecrowe, via alltimejackalow)

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

(via kiss1and)